Things I’ve heard from my window #55:

“I’m waiting for Peter to come back from the toilet.”

“Blimey, it’s early for Pete, he’s usually at 11:30”

“I’ll combust if I don’t shit by twelve.”

“Eurgh, look, someone combusted in a Tesco bag!!”

“Oh for Pete’s sake!”

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