Things I’ve heard from my window #49:

“Oh yes! Mmmmmm, Aaaarghhhh, ooooh, oh, oh, Aaarrrrrgggghhhhh………”

(Continues in this vain increasing in volume for approximately 20 minutes.)

“Oh, for Christ’s sake, someone shut her up!”

(Noises continue)

“Adrian, knock on that door and tell him she’s faking it. Tell him to give up and go to sleep!”

“Maybe they’ve fallen asleep with a movie on.”

“Humph, if that’s the case, at least someone’s getting some sleep!” 

(Under his breath)

“At least someone’s getting some sex.”

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