Things I’ve heard from my window #47:

“I am not marrying you, I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last man on earth, prick!”

“No one else will have you, you’re pushing 30, you’re past it.”

“Come back here and say that in front of my dad.”

“Fuck your dad, I’m gonna hire a hit man to kill your dad!”

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