Things I’ve heard from my window #32:

“Hi baby.”

“What the hell has happened to your mouth?”

“What do you mean, its not that bad is it?”

“Not that bad!?! It’s fucking dreadful…..(long pause in which she looks about to cry) I will never understand you. You wont eat tinned beans coz there’s too much shit in them but you’ll put that crap inside your face!?….. No. Don’t try and kiss me with weird shit in your mouth.”

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