Things I’ve heard from my window #17:

“Ah babe, wait for me.”

“(huge sigh) It always takes us so long to get anywhere…why can’t you just buy some shoes you can fucking walk in!?”

“Oh but these are beautiful ain’t they babe.”

“S’pose they’re alright…..If you’re a tranny.”

“You won’t be saying that when I wrap em round ya neck when we get home tonight…..get me a taxi babe.”

“I’m fucking not. You bought the stupid things, you can fucking walk in em.”

 

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