Things I’ve heard from my window #15:

“No way man, I don’t wanna go out with her, she’s a slapper.”

“Eh? But she fancies you man! And she’s got massive tits! You might get to do it!”

“No way man, she’s gross, she’s easy, she let Angelino fuck her on the first night for 3 bottles of cider.”

“Holy shit man! Really?!? You know anyone that can buy us some cider?”

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