Things I’ve heard from my window #1:

“You need to just dump her mate, if you don’t want her, it ain’t fair stringing her along.”

“But she’s really lovely, apart from her fat arse.”

“Can you make her run or suggest she goes on a diet?”

“Don’t think you’re supposed to say that suits to women mate, aren’t you supposed to accept em as they are?”

“You gonna accept this fat arse then?”

“Nah man, it’s a real fat arse, such a shame.”

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